Mel James

Scathing social commentary, random pop culture references & irreverent political observations all in 140 characters. Haters will be owned & then blocked.

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@_outRAGEjess Love you anyway or perhaps because of it

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

Peak male entitlement is leaving the unisex toilet seat up in a maternity unit.

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@_outRAGEjess @Coles @bogues2zoners I think you are good for vegan roasts...the Pepsi Max situation is concerning though

[Sally McManus @sallymcmanus]

Thank you @DavidPocock for deciding to support the Secure Jobs Better Pay Bill. It will make a real difference for millions of working Australians and their families who are struggling now and have waited for so long for fair pay rises.
#insiders

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@DrSteveRobson @amapresident @_daniellemcm @ama_vice Congratulations!! 🎉

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@thirza_white I get migraines semi-regularly. Tips-darkness, cold and pain relief (no Twitter as you need to keep your blood pressure down). The only way I really deal is to take enough painkillers to put me to sleep. This only works for me as mine are more common on weekends than weekdays

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@MundayJessica Sounds like you are safe for smooshie hugs then

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@MundayJessica I had it twice as a child. The first case was very mild though

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

[Wayne Swan @SwannyQLD]

Morrison says no to free RATs so business can make a buck. What, the $16 million last year to Harvey Norman wasn’t enough? They need to profit from people’s health too? #auspol

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

UPDATE: I am reliably informed it is actually a $100 pry bar and engraved with the initials EH. So, DM me EH from JJ Richards and Son and I can reunite you with your pry bar.

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

Driving along and a large crowbar flew out of a garbage truck at our windscreen, missing my side of the car by centremeters. My partners, who was driving, does a uturn to go back and get the crowbar, excitedly proclaiming "Everyone needs a crowbar."

[Jess 🥥 @_outRAGEjess]

I hope all the journalists ask Dominic Perrottet how he plans to manage being a father of six AND holding the state's top job. How on earth will he juggle those commitments?
#nswpol #perrottet

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@BronwynHill1 I completely binged it. Love it!

[Ash Barty @ashbarty]

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[Tasmanian Labor @TasmanianLabor]

Join us LIVE as we launch our campaign for a majority Labor government: https://t.co/GzBgqwkAaM #politas #auspol

[Tanya Plibersek @tanya_plibersek]

I was pregnant during both the 2004 and 2010 campaigns. I was a minister in 2010 and travelled all over Australia campaigning. I’m sure Rebecca White will manage admirably. She deserves to win and Tassie deserves a great Labor leader like her.

[Jess 🥥 @_outRAGEjess]

I dream of a world where friends don't hang out at protest marches. 🙄 #EnoughIsEnough

But in the meantime there's no one else I prefer yell SHAME with. Will miss ya @miss_mel_j! ♀️👊

#March4Justice #March4JusticeAU

[Mel James @miss_mel_j]

@MJRHiscox Wrong. Two pair of scissors.

This is exactly the kind of shit you stir up on Twitter.