A rat on the highway

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[A rat on the highway @miss_mesa_]

I will have deemed myself successful if I could adorn one of Maria Tash’s pieces on my ear. That curation will be 🤌🏾

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Lichumas tears carry so much pain… so heartbreaking to see . Then you look at Bonny’s empathy , the recognition of his pain . The man doesn’t need to say anything because Bonny already see’s him and it breaks my heart for both of them and everyone else .

You can build houses , stadiums , airports
But we will remember none of that . We will remember Lichumas trauma stricken face , the dead bodies covered in our flag scattered on the streets . That is what we will remember 💔

[A rat on the highway @miss_mesa_]

@Safaricom_Care What’s wrong with your network for the past 2-3 hrs? Calls are dropping. Texts aren’t going through, mobile data is offline as well as Home fibre. Check account 11665431 cc @SafaricomPLC

[A rat on the highway @miss_mesa_]

@KenyaPower_Care No power at account 14228986841. Kindly restore.

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Kenyans and theft

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Earth has existed for 8 billion years and I was born in Lionel Messi’s Era

[A rat on the highway @miss_mesa_]

Can’t understand but I know that man is gnashing his teeth penye yuko😂😂😂

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Ronaldo seeing Messi pulling this masterclass while his teammates don’t pass him 😭😭😭

[Inno 🇿🇦🇦🇷🇩🇪 @Inno_Morare]

whoever left that ball for Messi is exactly how Ronaldo should have left that ball for Bruno

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

MESSIIIIIIIIII

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

The audacity money givesssss is disgusting and I want it.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Messi.

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

I saw a reel where a woman said "where are the trad wives who are 40, 50 years old? Why aren't they making these barefoot in the kitchen videos? Why is it always a 20 something year old?" Every woman knows the answer.

[Hell on Earth. @g_chantal7]

Them: "You should be more feminine."
Me " NOMA"

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

Messi's hattrick has somehow sparked a civil war in Portugal's dressing room. Hilarious turn of events

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Ronaldo when Portugal win a penalty tonight and he sees Bruno Fernandes pick the ball up:

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Employers hate when you’ve got motion outside the job

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Uganda

[A rat on the highway @miss_mesa_]

Bei ya unga imepanda…maskini ataendelea kuwa maskini and the crowd goes more rogue😂😂😂 I love it!😂😂

[Adelle Onyango @ADELLEO]

Wonderful scenes! Kenyans are waking up and I love it! The ground must become UNBEARABLE for these folks. Unbearable!

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Everyone: Spain are going to hand out a thrashing today, at least 3 goals

The Cape Verde goalkeeper: