Miss Moo

Lawyer, dog mum.

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@baddestmamajama 13 years ago I took a guy home and in the morning said I was leaving the apartment *to get breakfast* (code for - please leave while I’m gone). Came back empty handed (because durr). Anyway he was still there..: I had to actually go and get breakfast. We’re married now...

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

It’s not an airport but I’m announcing my departure from Twitter anyway. See you on Threads!

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

It’s been a shitty week politically - but at least Anthony Koutafides wasn’t elected Lord Mayor of @cityofmelbourne - a small win.

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@Lasry08 I’m watching Great Australian Bake Off - I don’t want to face the world right now

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I don’t know how the US - nay, the world - will recover from this. They re-elected a monster.

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I’m going to try and have a total news / social media blackout for a week. The idea of Trump being re-elected is just too much to deal with. So I’m switching off and not engaging with the world for a bit.

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That awkward moment when you can’t work out if the couple at Pilates are dad and daughter or boyfriend and girlfriend. He’s way old…

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@6NewsAU Wasn’t she doing an illegal U turn?

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@CFarrellUpdates It is so good to see how he has turned his life around. Becoming a dad really did change him.

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@BarkJack_ The fact that she is on OF is disturbing- how much money does she need?

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@PopCulture2000s Her last truly great album - nothing has reached those heights since

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@PopCulture2000s I remember she was being trashed at the time - that album had no business being made given her mental health at the time.

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@GrogsGamut Ok - we get it, you are so rich you can afford to hang out at Betty Ford.

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@CommBank Husband and I are both affected. Luckily we have access to money but seriously - people are struggling, why are you making it so damn hard!!!

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

Thanks @CommBank - when can I expect to have my money returned to me??

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

I just paid $800 to see Oasis in Melbourne: boys, you better show up!!!

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@jasonselvig Makes sense - he doesn’t have a career anymore

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

It’s hard to be positive about anything these days - war in Ukraine and the Middle East, shitty US politics, busted economy worldwide, unemployment… my heart aches for young people who are going to inherit this mess. I’m so sorry 😞

[Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer]

Can confirm

[Miss Moo @miss_moo]

@markrobinsonNC Ooo aggressive legal counsel… CNN is quaking in its boots.

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@notpopbase Where I live we have free health care, our kids don’t get shot up in schools, we have no guns, awesome beaches, the minimum wage is $23ph so tipping is not necessary, and the coffee is exceptional! So no… I’m happy to be Australian…