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cute 21 y.o. ex-master supp main

[haf @missadora]

@LeagueOfLegends You should be genuinely ashamed.

[Filip Štross @dinopitickohra]

Češi nepotřebují eutanazii, prostě ve chvíli, kdy cítí, že nadešel jejich čas, odejdou v žabkách zemřít do Tater nebo do Alp.

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Actual footage of what's going on in my head when someone gives me verbal instructions

[haf @missadora]

@centristpeater Source: my ass

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[susi 🦈 @susilovesesport]

FILL THIS OUT

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way

"play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!"
"try lulu! super easy!"
"soraka is perfect for beginners!"

you're not teaching her league

you're creating another EGIRL

meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game:

first thing shes doing? locking in leona

"you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE"

next game? nautilus

"miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence"

she says she doesn't want to support?

perfect. rek'sai jungle it is

"you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them."

here's what you don't understand:

making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever

she never learns:

aggression
engage timing
wave management
jungle tracking
mechanical execution

but that's what you WANT isn't it?

keep her weak so you feel strong

keep her dependent so she needs you

my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep

now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate

she doesn't duo with me anymore

she doesn't need me

that's the fucking point

your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you

i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence

you want a pocket support

i create KILLERS

last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin

study the saskio way

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

I do find this just amazing

[Avery ❣️ @uwuhours]

unwinnable matchup for Bwipo

[swifts @swiftsporo]

i can't even use my period account anymore gg

[오로라 ✦ rora 🕷 .ೃ࿔*:･ 🕸 ༄˖°. 💚 @suns7ar]

Bwipo is an official sponsor of the gaming menstrual cup. Enhance your performance even when on your period, with style.

[Kittxnly /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ✧ | @kittxnly]

what the fuck?? even @PorofessorGG is calling me out on my period 😰

[morgan lily @giallolily_]

trisha paytas’ baby was supposed to take out trump not fucking ozzy osbourne oh my god im fucking sobbing

[໊ @sonohoor]

what’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

[jam @B0OB1E5]

The funniest thing I did in brat summer psychosis last year was go to Slovakia just to post this story

[ella ♡ @stellerbaby]

men who get hard from making out. that's all. that's the tweet.

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

his greed sickens me