Alyssa🥴

Night at the Museum 3’s biggest fan | UMN | FSU

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

A little 14 yr glow up to brighten your moods

[۟ @pixfae]

penelope garcia to derek morgan on a random thursday

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

I can’t dougie and it’s pissing me off

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

WALK IT OFF.

#WPMOYChallenge + @idjmoore

[St. Olaf Stories @StOlafStories]

‘The Golden Girls’ premiered 40 years ago today, September 14, 1985.

[ESPN @espn]

FLORIDA STATE UPSETS NO. 8 ALABAMA TO START OFF THE SEASON 😱

(📸: @FSUFootball)

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

$5 to anybody willing to come to my apartment to kill a big ass spider on my sliding glass door

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Haven’t watched one episode of Reba today. I’m getting the shakes.

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Another godforsaken picture taken at the DMV today. Officially 0-3

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

ON REPEAT 🗣️

📺 @BigTenNetwork

[ESPN @espn]

A SOUTH BEND STUNNER‼️

28-point underdog Northern Illinois beats Notre Dame for its first top-10 win in school history 😮

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Let me fight whoever turned the N Main roundabout into one lane

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Good news! I finally got a new phone! All it took was being mugged in Minneapolis! Easy peasy!

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Not the oil change guys making fun of my phone having a home button🥴

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Hilary @Hilary_W]

I'm in a Facebook group called This cat is G R O M P Y and it's recently been taken over by a rescue kitten called Tater Tot and I am living for it. I am a Tater Tot stan.

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

Spotify AI DJ got me giggling, twirling my hair, and kicking my feet

[Alyssa🥴 @missalyssa9]

You can call me a lot of things but a broke bitch ain’t one

[Planned Parenthood Action @PPact]

If you or someone you know needs an abortion, reach out at 1-800-230-PLAN or head to https://t.co/ZBxEk2GJOb.