alyssa rodriguez

can't stop addicted to the shindig

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Me 5 seconds after I place my target pick up order and I haven’t received the “order ready” notification

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan I told you!!!! Tiktok’s reach is unreal

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Me after each of the 297 buzzfeed quizzes I’ve taken today:

“that was stupid”

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Masterchef junior is the purest show that’s ever graced my television

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

I’ve been cooking since I was 7 years old and just learned how to boil an egg this morning

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Idk who needs to hear this but everyone’s tapping through your home workout

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan HAHAHHAHAH I’m so happy I saw this today

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

People standing in line for bottled water don’t have a Brita filter and it shows

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Nobody:
No one:
Not one soul:

Guys on hinge: fluent in sarcasm

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan Water u making

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan LOL nah just some guy I sang Sweet Caroline with at a bar in j tree

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

At this point I’m not even mad I just wanna see how long he goes for😂

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Still in denial about it being fake tbh

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Never forget when I was 10 and discovered eBay. Saved up months worth of allowance to buy a fake ass autographed picture of Leonardo DiCaprio lmfao

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan Every time I hear “school supplies” I think about when Lizzie McGuire wanted a bra

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

@stefaniemaegan That’s 4 me to know and U 2 never find out (Bobby Flay)

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

I’m 28 and I still model/name my sim families after me and my crushes

[Chubbs Peterson @macktology101]

It’s worth a shot

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Beware of being a woman with a high self esteem and self respect - people will tell you your standards are “too high” your whole life

[alyssa rodriguez @missalyssarod]

Welp I cried to the battle of the bands scene in school of rock on the plane so it’s safe to say the person next to me thinks I’m certifiably insane