Melissa Mitchell

Wifey, Mama, Mermaid.
Believer in Magic, never growing up and always having a grateful heart

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

My life goal is to meet @chrissyteigen because she is cool AF!! Normal life goals for a 33 yr old mama right #chrissyteigenismyspiritanimal

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Just waiting for @katyperry to go on tour so Ry can go to her very first concert ...which she obvi is waiting for her favorite!!! 🐱

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

She hated the cone so I got her some jammies and then my heart exploded #puppiesinpjs #pennypie

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Call me cliché but I'm all about this whole improving myself this new year...I'm feeling it! #namaslaying in 2017 ✨✨

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

You can run but you can't hide..no room in the house is safe for 5 seconds of peace! #momlife #theywillfindyou

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Currently eating my weight in reeses PB cups and kit kats before the kids come home from school. #momlife #pretrickortreatinggaming

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Anyone else shop online when they are pissed/annoyed/sad then instantly feel better!?!?! #retailtherapy

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

The most annoying and equally adorable musically challenged duo ever #mamaneedswine

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Sitting here trying to relax
Ry "whoa mom you look weird without makeup on....like a different person"
Thanks Ry #momlife #nomakeup

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Rys quote of the day- "Mom when are my doors of opportunity going to open for me to hang out with my friends like Kaleigh" #lifewithry

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Me: "Ry don't you know how to just be still"
Ry: "Mom, that's how you get fat so I'm going jogging" 🙈😣 #momlife #lifewithry #shes6

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Going on 12 hrs of a #GilmoreGirls Netflix binge.... #helpme

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

#ShopMBV my holiday favorite is making magical memories with my hubby & kids and having the whole family over on Christmas eve! ❤❤ @mvbshop

[ShopMVB @mvbshop]

🚨 #CONTESTALERT 🚨 Pretty and Precious Plaid #Sequin Top 1) Retweet 2) ➡️ #ShopMVB 3) Your favorite part of #Holidays

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

When your so premenstrual that you're afraid of yourself! 😒😒😒😒 #PMSprobs

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Kids are folding laundry R- "why are moms underwear so big" K- "because when you get older your hips get bigger

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Exercise or alcohol? #thestruggleisreal

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Pick up a book about Moby dick, explain to 6 yr old that it's about a big whale, 6 yr old"oh so his name is big dick"!? -Ry M. #lifewithry

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

1st quote from Ry today we just bought her new boots feom target -puts on new boots."Wow these boots really bring out my thighs"#lifewithry

[Melissa Mitchell @missamitchell22]

Anyone else's kids witness their sweet, fun, loving mama turn into cruella de vil real quick if they aren't in bed by 8:30? #momlife