Ashley Schilling

she/her/hers

[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Vote for the cheeks! Vote Banks! (And daily for extra smiles!)

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[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Vote for the cheeks! Vote Banks! (And daily for extra smiles!)

https://t.co/BsmxReIQAa

[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Wordle 802 1/6

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[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

5 shows to get to know me:

The OC
Friends
Jane the Virgin
Schitt’s Creek
The Oscars

[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Which cast member am I mainly watching Shrinking for:
A. Jason Segel
B. Harrison Ford
C. Jessica Williams
D. Michael Urie

Big ol tie between C and D

[rachel wilkerson miller @the_rewm]

every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon

[Rachel O’Leary Carmona @RachCarmona]

Again, a heartfelt fuck you to everyone who said that women were hysterical or overreacting.

[Variety @Variety]

Jennifer Coolidge delivers an epic #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech that makes #TheWhiteLotus creator Mike White cry. https://t.co/m069JEKekW

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Wow I did not expect this celebrity divorce story to get even crazier but this truly shocking revelation from the former dog walker blew me away: https://t.co/fX3jA9qyKN

[elan kiderman ullendorff @at_elan]

apparently our dog has slowly cut a hole in our bedroom window shawshank style while we are out and has been letting herself out on the roof and just makes sure she’s back downstairs in her bed by the time we get home. only found out because our neighbor snapped this picture.

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

I’m currently on vacation in Canada, where college tuition runs <9K (in American $), everyone has health insurance & maternity leave lasts a year. Also, abortion is both legal & publicly funded

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Punk rock implies the existence of punk paper and punk scissors

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Wordle 385 6/6

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[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

Omg a footloose battle. This has made my day. #UmbrellaAcademy3

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Beto O’Rourke interrupts ongoing press conference by Texas Gov. Abbott and other officials.

[Ashley Schilling @missashleyis]

When does @andrewbird’s whistling @MasterClass launch? It must be any day now.

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

they should cancel the rest of the show and just have everyone describe what happened big little lies style