CertifiedOgbanjé

[Devine Innocent ❤️ @dee_deevyne]

Interviewer: So it says here you’re a polyglot ?
Me: Yes

Interviewer: Wow what languages can you speak?
Me: English, Igbo, French and a little Yoruba.

Interviewer: Oh wow I know a little Yoruba, can you speak for me?
Me: Snap ekpon re simi kin rii

[Arike @slaymama_69]

Sex that leaves your pussy swollen🫣

[Buttercup🪄🌸 @Habee_xo]

To change my phone before December o

[࣪ ִֶָ☾. @5hwty]

cuz yall really quick to call them satanic for less lmao

[𝑴𝒋?👽 @usershandle]

and starrgirl stands out

[noe’l @1skyenoel]

You guys are really mean

[. @carterdalast]

This is why I don’t care when white people get scammed by Africans lmfao

They’re not stealing your money they’re just taking it from you bcos you have no use of it

[Chioma Jessica @ChioMA__JessicA]

I hate texting let's get high and make out🥹

[chisomthetvpresenter @bigmamabenzo]

Need dem sex toy vendors to send me PR please.

I'll even send a video of me using it,cos no be me go buy Dildo and vibrator for this Price.

[chinenyenwa @igbomermaid]

when people say this i just assume they won’t be able to have more than one child because there’s not enough love in their hearts

[ZAINAB||Executive VA 𝙓 Automation Expert💥 @_ZainabOladokun]

One day, I will donate on oceanofpdf.

[bee @majesticbi]

bom dia somente pra bissexuais

[Med ceejay✨ @medcjayy1]

I may just end up leaving this med school and becoming a stripper in Lagos Island

[*ੈ @opheliavintagee]

Red❤️

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

The problem with you girls is you like to make your problem everyone else's problem.

You complain about pads, people give you alternatives, now you're crying that you're pussy too tight and your hymen too juicy.

Bitch nobody cares. No one is forcing you to use anything. They are ALTERNATIVES. Those who can use them will, those who can't use them won't.

Grow up. Yall can't be this daft forever.

[Lexia ✨️ @Toadettelocksee]

J'ai raté un "tu dors" parce que je dormais

[W.D Gaster 🤍🖤 @DrVVDGaster]

The best bisexual is YOU yes YOU the person reading this, YOU are the best bisexual ever

[𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮⁺₊⋆🌙⋆ Genesis’s Enabler @jackieeleanor]

And we’re shocked some doctors are pushing for endometriosis to be reclassified a cancer because of the way it operates. But ya, do another study on the most attractive female body trait instead of focusing on this severely understudied illness. I’ll just sit in pain forever.

[🧋 @pisswon]

how it feels being anti ai irl

[afrika🧜🏿‍♀️🔱 @nobengunii]

your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.