missberries

Always looking for something funnier, greater and better! Good things come for those who wait!

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Sabirah Lohn 💕🦕🦖 @SabirahLohn]

In case you wanted to see what a real garden looks like. Pamela Anderson is adorable and her garden is lovely! No store-bought vegetables here. From her Instagram.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

If a dog is put to sleep when it bites a child, why is a pedophile not also put to sleep when it molests a child?

[TUNES @aiTunesOF]

Eu morro com essa performance da Lizzo que ela saca uma flauta não sei de onde e começa a tocar e rebolar ao mesmo tempo kkkkkkklklk

[Velin @Velindraqq]

This hair hack is worth to try i think.

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 @DKH013]

Proof that 99% of what we worry about never actually happens.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Yikes. What happened to us? 💀

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Smart guy finally cracked the Turkish ice cream hack 😂

[Emilie @poderem_emilie]

Jeg har ikke et ord for det her. stor respekt til jer der siger fra over Mærsk medvirke til våbensalg 😢

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

One for the anti abortionists 🤣🤣

[Chidi Nwammiri @chidi__nwammiri]

Jamie Lee Curtis says she wanted this aerobic scene cut down from the movie Perfect (1985)

"That scene is almost more pornographic than if I were naked. It's my big disappointment.

The scene was held too long."

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Today In History @historigins]

After watching this you will never look at stress the same

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Just how does this species survive in the wild😜

[theficouple @theficouple]

Reminder for all young parents:

You only get:
- 1 Summer with your baby
- 3 with your toddler
- 9 with your child
- 5 with your teenager

This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I think they nailed it

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Born in the 80s.
Raised in the 90s.
Partied in the 2000s.

Thank goodness there’s not video evidence.
Just memories, rumors, and trauma.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I'm officialy reached the age where i'm bothered by lights on, doors left opened, loud noise and people