Elizabeth 🖤

I’ll make your heart weak every time

[Maryam @hell_line0]

girl,be as picky as you want, because marrying late has never ruined a woman's life, but marrying the wrong man has destroyed countless. normalize choosing standards over desperation,nd freedom over fake fairy tales. because a ring without respect is just a handcuff in disguise.

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be like “you’ve been different ever since i disrespected you”

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

we like orange. @taylorswift13

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

me, you, shrek 2, taco bell. think about it

[Elizabeth 🖤 @missbethaa]

I hate this day

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Replying “smash” to everyone’s Mother’s Day instagram posts

[prettygallaay @flyasslay]

If you don’t wan lay together every night and be a husband please stay away fr

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

The older I get, the more I realize our parents were not exaggerating about anything. You gotta clean your house every day. Junk food is indeed junk. Nothing costs a dollar, everything comes with a price! The phones are the problem and no we do not have McDonald’s money!

[Big Boss V 💰 @BigBossVette]

Mind you, I gave grace when I shoulda gave smoke.

[jynx @jynxbby]

i get so offended when guys with girlfriends flirt with me. like side bitch?? i’m giving side bitch??

[The Sensitive Warrior @coffeetime33]

stfu = sweetheart that’s freaking unbelievable

[𐙚 @lilmissdopey]

i be like “idc” then cry

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

They never wanna discuss how they triggered you, just how you reacted.