Barbara Haines

Marcomms by trade. Media, fashion & arts addict by nature. Essendon, Qld Reds & Wests Tigers. Sadly decaffeinated on medical advice.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@gibsonoma happily sitting at eight times and counting. what a joy bringer!

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@MFWitches Had it late last month. Afterwards, joking with people "who even gets COVID these days..." have had about a dozen separate people say they know someone who has had it recently/has it at the moment. So, yeah, masks & testing people!

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@FeathersMcGee Brisbane is full of Indigenous names. I grew up at Jindalee (bare hills) where almost every street name in the suburb is indigenous in origin. But because it’s been like that from the beginning, no one bats an eyelid.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@DNicholsAuthor "Ooh, close call."

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@RonniSalt @UnaMcIlvenna Love her!😂

It's essentially an announcement of the unborn's genitalia... your mum is on the money!

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@oshergunsberg It damn well was. So…we good?

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@melkettle @oneplanetmikey @deemadigan Sadly so. The BOM needs a new level for weather forecast: 'feral'

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@jamiesonmurph It's less the accent and more the vibe. Or it's the accent AND the vibe. But it's definitely the vibe.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@melkettle Must be the week for it! Getting mine today.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@katherinefeeney I iron nothing. A good steam is the best anything can hope for. But not jeans.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@Tonaaayy_ Absolutely vile. So sorry that you have copped this.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@danilic ...with a heavy sprinkling of Silverchair.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

Who knew the Tories were such Silverchair fans?

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

This is so Batshit gonna watch it on repeat for next 5 minutes

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@staffo_sez The greater due diligence feck up for me is his track record as a CEO. That's the hurdle he should have fallen at. My (recent) life as an Essendon supporter =🤦‍♀️🤬🤷‍♀️

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@Briggs Their idiocy is rage inducing but I'm thankful for their brevity..."my truth" steals less oxygen than "a bunch of ill-informed BS opinions & biases framed as 'truth' to convince no one other than my own self-absorbed, ignorant self that I'm not just a total cockwomble".

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

Sounds a bit Bunton but has to be Tori Spelling.

A Foley 1984 = Beverly Hills Cop
Maths problem solution = 90,210
House of yes & Scream(2) - she’s in both
5 puppies = has 5 kids
Unicorn = in US masked singer
VIC flag = vicTORIa

#MaskedSingerAU

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@GingerGeorgiana They really picked their target well then.😂 I had to at least login to my account and double check.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@GingerGeorgiana Wow, this one is really doing the rounds. I copped it earlier this month and have heard a few friends got hit with it as well.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@FreshWaterDeity @upulie I didn’t know if it was arrogance, ignorance or elitism. Probably a bit of all 3 tbh.

[Barbara Haines @missbhaines]

@upulie Soon after I moved there from BNE I was talking to a colleague about a restaurant. They asked where it was & when I told them, they said "Oh, I don't cross the bridge". I thought they were joking. They weren't. It was 10-15 min drive from where they lived (eastern suburbs).