Miss B.

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[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

While watching #TheBachelor:

T: Y’know, for all the trauma these girls have, they aren’t very funny.

#bachelor #traumamakesyoufunny

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

L: I was swearing at work!
A: I missed that.
L: You’re who I was swearing to.

#roommates #coworkers #workstory #wednesdaynight

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

While trying to move furniture:

T, indignantly: “That’s a DnD solution, not a real life solution!”

#problemsolving #housemates #dungeonsanddragons #rpg

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

LB: 아이의 도넛
DJ: It’s a child, it’s a baby, it’s a donut.

#duolingo #korean #housemates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

D: You can do it! I believe in you!
T: That makes one of us, and unfortunately, not the one that counts.

#overheard #housemates #isitfridayet #isittheweekendyet

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

D & T chopping garlic for dinner.
L: What are you doing with all that garlic?
T: Just trying to make sure none of us are secretly vampires.
L with a terrified look on her face: *mouths* "I'm a vampire"

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Housemate 1 *frustrated with Housemate 2*
"Oh my lands and stars."
Housemate 2
"Oh, put away your lands and stars."

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Overheard in Longbourne:

“My next wedding is going to be on Sunday.”

“Oh, have you had all of them yet?”

“No, I haven’t had my fourth one yet.”

#housemates #onlinegaming

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Watching Strong Woman:

*a guy’s hands are holding a jewelry box*
Housemate: NOW IS NOT THE TIME, SIR’
*camera pans to show the hero*
Housemate: Nevermind! You can do whatever you want.

#housemates #overheard #kdrama #strongwoman

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Overheard at Longbourne:
"This book just hasn't grabbed me yet."
"Did you read the first sentence?"
"No... just the title."

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: *sneezes*
D: Bless you.
T: *sneezes*
D: Bless you.
T: *sneezes*
D: Geez, get yourself together!
T: I was feeling so loved a minute ago.

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

T: Your fan is beautiful and perfect. Just like you.
L: Awwwww 🥰
T: Mine, on the other hand, is a little loose.

#housemates #handfan #thursdaynight #isittheweekendyet

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“You know what makes it more… impactful? Poignant?”
“Bizarre?”
“Yeah. That’s what I meant.”

#housemates #thursday

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Overheard on Longbourne Roadtrip:

“I am always thinking non-staticky thoughts.”

#roadtrips #fridaynightthoughts #bestaticfree

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Overheard on the Longbourne Roadtrip:

“You flop on the bed in a hotel room and that’s yours. It’s staking your claim. It’s like peeing on a fire hydrant.”

#roadtripadventures #housemates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

Overheard on the Longbourne Roadtrip:

“You just gotta whale it and then give up on life.”

#saturdaynights #housemates #bedflopping

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

L: The ocean stole her glasses”
T: Um… excuse you? That salty son of a bitch ripped them off my face!”

#housemates #oceantrip #virginiabeach #goodbyeglasses #oops

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

L: My body doesn’t body very well.
D: uuuugggghhhhhhhhh *slams head into door*

#tiredhousemates

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

A: *breathes on a plant*
L & D *looks on in confusion*
A: Here, plant. Have some oxygen.

#housemates #sundayafternoon

[Overheard at Longbourne @longbournehouse]

“108 bows? That’s a workout. That’s like a pious burpee.”

#vincenzo #housemates