Nicole.

I actually don't even know why I'm here.

[Nicole. @misscandytm]

Hi🧍🏿‍♀️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being told you're funny is the best compliment ever. it's up there with being told you smell good.

[999 @grizzycex]

suck my dick, and i know u think that because i’m a women i don’t have a dick but i have a pink dildo in my dresser

[chisom @chisomvs]

I’m so gorgeous , fuck

[neeti @imneetiyadav]

twitter is the best platform for peopIe who regularly just taIk to themselves

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Since I leave secondary school. I never see trapezium or parallelogram.

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

so now i need my hair done again

[ACE @RealAce404]

I like to talk things out, I love clarity. I'm an adult, communicate.

[baby d @deaz1a]

I love Twitter because nobody pays me any attention on this app

[Proper Yoruba Babe 💫 @faahedah]

I fear losing my mum more than I fear my own death. Omo, all that glitters na my mama o. 🥹 Na she still be gold. ❤️

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Never met a nigga funnier than me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Every time I get on Pinterest, I want to chop my hair, redo my room, buy a whole new wardrobe, get 5 tiny tattoos, start exercising and dieting and try 20 new recipes😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird, btw.

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

Never met anybody that knew what to do with me

[Maya ✨ @sparkly_vibe]

I don’t tolerate men who talk bad about women. Because that just tells me at some point that disrespect is going to be directed at me. No thanks.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

A long distance relationship with parents is so healthy 😭

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

be like karma no dey work again cause bad people just dey fresh

see me and you na.

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Please be picky. Be picky o. Don’t let them tell you your own is too much.

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

“I’m a guy, you can’t be pressing my bum”

Do you want this relationship to work or not??

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

I need a girls night. A girls weekend. A girls something.

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means