Claire Bebb

Usually found barefoot somewhere in Spain ✌

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@AlyciaZaraEvans Yes & then your eye waters for ages & ruins the rest of your face!! 😭 #girlproblems

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Just discovered @Dukeofficial awesome YouTube videos, you gotta check them out they are incredible!

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Love this! And love you! xxx

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Good news for me today, time to put the past behind me & focus on the future. Woop👆💃🌠

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Got drunk last night for the 1st time since Dec 17th. It took me 5months to forget why I don't get drunk, & 5mins to remember this morning 😷

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Dilemma: home alone, sat on toilet, massive killer wasp flies in & circles my head. Nothing to do but shout at it to leave. It worked 👍👍

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Happiness ☺

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB No, full blown aids

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB ... But it's aids

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Pirates, begins with a P! 🎶

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Turn off the windscreen wipers! They don't work they're just making it worse!

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

"Are ya achin (yep yep) forrr some bacon (yep yep) he's a big pig (yep yep) u can be a pig pig too, woo!" Name the film!!!

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@destelleb Are ya achin? For some bacon?

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Why? Cos I have to climb a drainpipe??!! Pff, why! 📞

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Hahahahahahaha. 😩 plus claw equals 😂

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB Except I been off it for about 4 months! Except I sneakily use my 'work' account! Except I am awesome!

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Enough of the toilet humour! Ur so potty mouthed. These jokes r crap. Poop 💩

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

@DEstelleB ✋ Bitch, please

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

The Office & Extras r genius, but for me @rickygervais is at his best doing live stand up. Only comedian to make me ache from laughing 👍

[Claire Bebb @missclairebee]

Hmmm, mentioned asbestos in a tweet (as u do) & got added to some UK Asbestos List by UK Health & Safety?! I'm not even in the UK?!