Danika 🌯

weird ass bitch

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

realized something about THAT age gap

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

jesus in heaven today

[Danika 🌯 @missdanicakes]

@Caden3123 @GoodGreens84

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[chuck de rond @ChuckDeRond]

America lost the battle with obesity when Jesus invented the crab Rangoon

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

[Danika 🌯 @missdanicakes]

@TweetsOfCats @White_King84

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war

[ℰ𝓁𝒾✨ @elithatb]

In walgreens wondering why the walls aint green.

[♤ @haworthes]

Y'all keep saying when Princess Diana see the Queen, they not in the same place baby. Put that down.

[suri @suricidal]

i don’t feel bad for queen elizabeth at all actually.. she ruled over colonies guilt free, she defended her son who groomed children on epstein’s island, she banned racial minorities from working for her until the late 60s & she’s just generally a terrible person

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

rip the queen I loved her cookie dough blizzards

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one of the best days on twitter in a long time. really good work everyone.

[Deep Fried Twinkie @deepfriedtwinke]

I knew the queen died before the BBC did because the irish blood inside me vibrated like an amber alert

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

[Danika 🌯 @missdanicakes]

@White_King84 Babe noooo 😭😭🫠