Ms. Desai

The probability of me not liking you is nine out of ten.

[Patricia Yamane @yamane_patricia]

Best one yet!

[Ms. Desai @missdesai]

@zomatocare @GoyalSuke1892 Hopefully y’all resolve this ASAP and dont need us to file a consumer court complaint!

[Lev Parikian @LevParikian]

Sitting and standing all day are both bad, which leaves lying down as the best option, which is what I’ve been saying for years.

[arcadia @arcadialol]

Me everytime coming to Twitter to check if Reddit is actually down

[Ms. Desai @missdesai]

Mouthbreather thinking she dropped such a nugget of wisdom by hating indian food. Lol. Your loss loser 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Just so we're clear:

Getting mad that someone doesn't like a particular cuisine makes you unhinged.

Dirt spices are a thing, I will never stop saying these words together.

I'm allowed to hate whatever the fk I want. 🥰

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

and i will probably do it again ❤️

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

CUT HIM OFF AND MAKE HIM ANSWER THE QUESTION

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

🔥🔥🔥

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Moderator: ABC News did reach out to the city manager there. He told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by individuals within the immigrant community

Trump: Well I’ve seen people on television...

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris: I'm going to actually do something really unusual and I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies. He talks about fictional characters like Hannibal Lecter. He will talk about how windmills cause cancer. What you will also notice is that people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom. The one thing you will not hear him talk about is you

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: “People don’t go to her rallies”

🤔

[BK @BradKutner]

Debate watch party tonight…

[Smite @7Smite4]

Disney hosting the POTUS debate tonight and not calling it "Lady and the Tramp"...feels like a missed opportunity.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Donald Trump wasn’t going to shake Kamala Harris’s hand. She forced him to. Dominance. Love it. #Debate2024 #peopleforkamala

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Tonight in Philly 🤣

[Ishmael @ishcontent]

Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024

[lanay. @lanayj_]

oh Kamala came with the RECEIPTS. she straight quoted one of his tweets in his face 😭#Debate2024