Diane

Drink coffee. Chef all day. Drink wine. Sleep. Repeat.

[Diane @missdieed]

"Bake for 8-21 minutes or until done." Proof reading: it turns out, your teachers were right. #reciperage

[Diane @missdieed]

.@KelloggsUS is tricky w/Rice Krispies. Use almost 1 box for treats & not quite enough to make 2 batches so u hav 2 buy 1 more box. #tricky

[Diane @missdieed]

@DTooke1 meanwhile in Pittsburgh...#Brockweiler 😜

[Diane @missdieed]

Can I marry him? https://t.co/Z8nTDYfBt0

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

😄

#BeatTheSteelers

[Diane @missdieed]

Seaweed, ice cream, & whiskey for dinner. Totally normal. #italkaboutfoodtoomuch #dinnertime

[Diane @missdieed]

Me: "I'm in a bad mood. I should put some Christmas music on."
Me: "This is awful. Now I just wanna choke someone" #PositiveLiving

[Diane @missdieed]

#christmasshopping for a tortoise. Life is weird.

[Diane @missdieed]

Thanks to #politics, I've got so many ppl blocked from my newsfeed on Facebook, I may as well only be following myself. #climatechange #mood

[Diane @missdieed]

I REALLY WANT SOME POPCORN! But o no my body decides it has fucking corn "sensitivity" aka: "here! Feel like ur gonna die wen u eat this!"

[Diane @missdieed]

Ya bc no SD game is an away game. Esp when Denver comes to town. #BroncosCountry comes out & makes a sea of orange. https://t.co/pFqSWCrpB9

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

"Nobody blinked with it being a road game."

- @bosweiler17's full postgame reaction https://t.co/D627CKE71h

[Diane @missdieed]

@daykneeaj lol oh my gosh, I just realized it's basically always been stars on here! When did it change?! I've been ignoring Twitter lately

[Diane @missdieed]

@daykneeaj and what is this star you speak of?? There's a social network using stars??!!

[Diane @missdieed]

@daykneeaj hi!

[Diane @missdieed]

@chrisguillebeau thank you Chris! Appreciate the input!

[Diane @missdieed]

@chrisguillebeau having discussion w/friend bout ppl who describe themselvs as travelers. How do u answr ppl when they ask u "what do u do?"

[Diane @missdieed]

I'm in my kitchen cooking & drinking wine bc it's the only thing that could keep me calm right now #NEvsDEN #Broncos #OrangeCrush

[Diane @missdieed]

Saw a girl w/19,000+ emails on her phone yesterday. I almost puked.

[Diane @missdieed]

Everything in the universe is trying 2 stop me frm working out tonight. The universe likes me fat #goaway #iwantmuscles #andtoeatfrenchfries

[Diane @missdieed]

About ½ of the @Chargers are out on injury but OF COURSE every1 is calling for McCoy to be fired. Why am I not surprised? #mnf #smh

[Diane @missdieed]

@SamDanes26 that's not even a question. Fallon, hands down