Two years ago, a 19-yr-old client stood me up, and I never heard from him again. Until today...
Gentlemen, take a lesson in integrity from this young man. It’s never too late to make amend$ with a provider you failed to treat like a queen.
LONDON SW-ers! I have a friend (not on Twitter!) who is looking to rent out her lovely incall apartment, with options for individual hours or the whole of Friday 3pm - Monday 12.30pm each week. Message me for details 🖤 please RT
Happy to announce that after three years of asking my stylist for Audrey Hepburn bangs, I finally got them.
How, you might ask?
Well, dear reader, after a Shibari session gone wrong, I carpe diem’ed that shit myself with a pair of kitchen scissors.
I 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 don't know who needs to see this, but if your account is locked and we aren't following you, all we see is "Tweet Not Available" when you comment.
Dear queers who want to start exploring a fetish/kink/sexual activity but don’t have anyone to do it with or are too shy/scared to meet someone:
This is me formally telling you to see a sex worker about it! I’m dead serious