Dottie Slangbanger

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

This. Point!

And it's only the first set!

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I will never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt’s obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though.

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Petition to bring back smoking on planes

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Predictable outcome ✋

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Haven’t felt like a g6 lately

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Yea squeeze on in this full ass elevator just to go up one floor

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Who needs a therapist?

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Part #1 of songs that I have a weird emotional grip hold to

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

just picked up my emotional support animal

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

📍Myrtle Beach

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

ballin but at what cost

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Taking an adderrall to focus on relaxing

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

This week has already disrespected me (it’s only Monday) 😇

[user @user0000O0]

what substances are we abusing on valentines day

[Alejandro Alvarez @WhyNotAlvarez]

Americans will use anything but the metric system

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Somehow this my ex fault

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Don’t forget to leave yalls sinks drippin this weekend

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Pretty and not fat feeling blessed!

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

*date Dottie has been overserved! Silly bartenders

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Gonna start asking guys what type of toliet paper they use on the first rag

[Dottie Slangbanger @missdottieslang]

Is this shit normal???? LMK