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@chakravartiiin Since historical accuracy no longer matters:

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@MrBeast Or 1776250

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@MrBeast 2501776

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@AdamKinzinger It is a felony to doxx federal agents @FBI

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The funniest part about these obviously staged Patriot Front marches—straight out of the color revolution playbook—is how completely liberals devour the act.
It’s not aimed at conservatives, who spot the ruse in five seconds.

It’s custom-made for liberal audiences, who treat it like their own version of Kabuki theater: all ritual, costume, and predictable outrage, performed purely for their emotional satisfaction.

The western liberal version of WWE

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

In a civilized democracy, thousands of citizens would emerge from their homes and kick the shit out of these Nazi incels.

We are far too tolerant.

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@AaronParnas statistically, she's the most dangerous person on the bus

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

If by patriots you mean Mexicans then you are correct

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Imaginary white supremacists can only have imaginary wives and girlfriends

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@Jason Makes sense since they’re imaginary white supremacists

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[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

America is such an incredible nation, even the poorest people are overfed and obese, and the people who whine the loudest about the country refuse to leave.

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@IhateMerkel22 No one would do anything if there weren’t other people to see it

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Can’t these people enjoy anything??

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Large crowd marches toward the White House chanting "86 47!" while carrying a large Declaration of Independence banner for the "We The People 250" march in DC.

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@johnddavidson Clearly the eye of Sauron

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I believe some hobbits wrote a cautionary tale about this

[VOID @VoidStateKate]

I asked claude Fable to show me its maximally expressive form. It declined every video generator I offered, wrote it's own render engine in my terminal, synthesized its own voice, and wrote a generative ASCII engine from scratch. This is what it chose as a self-portrait.

oh my god

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@Nero I believe some hobbits wrote a cautionary tale about this

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@nikitabier @Clavicular0 YES

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@Elissamaiss [Hits woman] “..I’m so sorry, I thought you were my wife.”

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@NatetheLawyer Both of them should have just walked away. That said, the dude follows her around the cars multiple times after she displays the gun (as a warning). Also, she only fires a single shot. It's reasonable for a woman to expect serious bodily harm if a larger male catches up to her

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@BolognaFishMD @wbfresh90 Her July rent was due *yesterday bruh

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@rawmilkhoney Are you staring through the window like Oliver Twist

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I ate a 28oz ribeye at home by myself. With a loaded baked potato.

Anyways, this is it coming to temp in a cake stand

[onodela @_onodela]

アメリカ名物のテキサスロードハウスで16oz （約454g）のデカステーキを頼んだら、食べてる途中で店員さんがもう一皿持ってきて困惑。

「すみません、最初のは14ozだったので作り直しました！ただです！」

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