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[. @misseskay_]

Has anyone ever had a fully charged phone? And if so, what did it feel like?

[. @misseskay_]

Brb turning down press by Cardi on my headphones while a 90 year old stops me to pet my dog

[. @misseskay_]

Don’t understand why girls need a booklet to make green bean

[. @misseskay_]

There’s a special place in hell for ppl who leave pee pee on the pee pee seat

[. @misseskay_]

My bf screamed at me for eating one of his fries

[allie @acw_xoxo_]

my bf surprised me with this locket “just because” and inside of it are photos of us 💛

[. @misseskay_]

When I don’t get hollered at by a man with no teeth at the gas station while standing outside my car humming quietly to my self

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Something very big has just happened!

[. @misseskay_]

Him: “I never said that”
Me: *pulls up imessage*

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

[. @misseskay_]

Me when my parents asked me where my report card was

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Greatest Witch Hunt In American History!

[. @misseskay_]

Me to the bouncer circa 2012-16

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

You can’t Impeach someone who hasn’t done anything wrong!

[. @misseskay_]

No one:
Girls: SpLeNda pLeAsE

[. @misseskay_]

No one:
Girls: lu lu lEmOn

[. @misseskay_]

Why do some girls put a pin drop of their location on their bios??? Like girly we already know we can find you crying outside on Chad’s porch

[. @misseskay_]

Is there an alarm clock training camp cus I cant seem to ever TURN MINE OFF

[. @misseskay_]

Fun fact: if you avoid making eye contact with another car it’ll either stop or run into you but either way it’s not your fault

[. @misseskay_]

Funny when you think you’re slick after unplugging your bf’s phone at night to charge YOURS.... then his dies while he’s at work and GUESS who can’t text you back 🙃🤡 #clowned

[. @misseskay_]

Just saw a lady running with her stroller while screaming “GOOD JOB BABY YOURE DOING GREAT” to the baby in her stroller. Should someone tell her....? Or

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A Nickelodeon ad just popped up on my instagram and I’m immediately 60% more anxious today

[. @misseskay_]

Literally no one:
My iMessage when I open my MacBook after 24 hours:

[. @misseskay_]

@apple please add a “lips” feature to your animojis because mine do not look like noodles irl