Wendy

[Wendy @MissesPops]

@itsmoo89 I miss you!

[Wendy @MissesPops]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter]

Remember when we used to starfuck in 2012?

[Wendy @MissesPops]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Wendy @MissesPops]

@itsmoo89 I miss you and hope all is well!

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Tell them I said hey. Not a long hey. Not too short either.

[SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl]

I can’t wait for tomorrow when dads are 50% off.

[B🫥 @Behcs1]

I can't wait until I'm financially stable enough to afford who I really am

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

I'll never be happy as a white chick who’s taking pictures of her legs and feet at a pool.

[SneezingWithWetMascara @WetMascara]

One thing about me, I'm gonna make a bad situation worse.

[Wendy @MissesPops]

@fox12oregon @crittercabana

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Friend: There’s somebody I want you to meet.

Me: I know enough people.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

If I can’t make someone laugh within the first five minutes of meeting them, I’m pretty much done with the relationship.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Road trips are fun if you like pointing out cows in between being frustrated by other drivers

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If we named people the same way they did a thousand years ago we’d have dudes named things like “Darren the Depressed” or “Isaac the Uninsured.”

[Sue😎Living Life in Portugal 🇵🇹🌴🌊🌈❤️🌸☕🤗 @Oregon_Sue]

BREAKING NEWS:
Gas prices are now so high it's actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.

[Cloyd Rivers Pics @CloydRiversPics]

Gas prices are so damn high that even the Coronavirus stopped traveling. Merica.