Missguided72🏴‍☠️

Questionable adult. Perpetually punctual. Growing old not up since 1972. I like funny people. TM (both definitions). IG/🪡@momslilmonster

[Missguided72🏴‍☠️ @missguided72]

I turned out just fine

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@diversestripes @BeckyJNorfolk exactly this

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@hornesection Yes. I don’t have spotify but i can on Apple Music

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@VirginAtlantic your app isn’t working. Have done all the updates, deleted and reinstalled to the same error message

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@scribblediscard @hornesection @CursoryB @AlexHorne So you’re saying I should take my flotation device off the plane I’m coming in on 🤔

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@hornesection @CursoryB @AlexHorne That’s going to require me changing my packing list

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@WUTangKids Tattooed Moms

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hi @Chewy can you explain this jump in price since I did my last auto ship 10/30? Amazon has it for $46.31/bag auto ship

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@BeckyJNorfolk You’re the best!

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I’m over at the bluer place @missguided72.bsky.social

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Here we go:

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I can still button my fat jeans so hooray the perimenopause hasn’t caused THAT much weight gain 🙄

[Smite @7Smite4]

Coming soon:

"Why the fuck does this orange cost $8?!?"

"It was handpicked by Chad in Orlando."

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@watsoncomedian How do you both look older than you actually are now?

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I am super excited to be able to share Junior @Taskmaster with my niece and nephew since it will be on You Tube for them. #JuniorTaskmaster #JTM

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@Jo_Caulfield

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@MissAppointed @taskmaster It looks like he’s waiting for a hug which I would happily give 😂

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