missiari

First of my name, Breaker of Headphones

[Bored Poster @D_Thaumaturge]

I’m so glad someone brought this
to subwaytakes because so many of you are there and you need to be checked

[Itty Bitty 🩷🇵🇦 @_PetiteTing]

Apparently Trey Songz blocked her because of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!! Yallll I SCREAMED when I saw this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Im self aware enough to admit that this video would be me as a parent and thats why Im not having kids lmaooooo.

[Magnus🇬🇭 @Hawkmanfan12]

Dear Marvel we all have one question right now

[Chime @Chime_Fave]

The silent treatment doesn’t work on introverts. We call it peace and quiet.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do I love sleep? yes.
do I go to sleep on time? no.

[Eric @EricAgain_]

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

[cori @stuckinrevmode]

sexiest thing a man has ever done on television

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Is anyone else fucking exhausted by how overwhelmingly stupid everything is?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

“you’re so quiet”
thanks, i want to go home.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The FICO credit score was introduced in 1989. The average Boomer was around 35 then, which means many of them bought their first homes and cars before an imaginary three-digit number had such a huge impact on their lives. They really did pull the ladder up behind them.

[shameful @s4gns]

racism should be considered a mental illness, why are you angry at a niggas skin tone

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Someone said America has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse