Melissa Joy

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Watching @donaldglover Weirdo again. The weird segment is my favorite. Weird people are the best.

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: With all of today's technology, it is impossible to create a robot that understands sarcasm.” Except for robot @TravisPassons

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm a dog.

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

@Nick_Offerman what are you doing in Gilmore girls?!?! What a wonderful surprise!!! #GilmoreGirls

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

Omg!!! @melissaandben your husband is in #GilmoreGirls ?!?!

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

"Marshall stacks don't know Christians from atheists" #GilmoreGirls @BestSayingsOfGG

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

I want Sookie from #GilmoreGirls in real life and to teach me how to cook. @melissaandben can you actually cook like that?

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: People with neurotic behaviors can be stabilized by falling in love.” Well we have proven this false @TravisPassons

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: Having arguments with people may shorten your lifespan.” See! I told you @TravisPassons

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

Just watched the new episode of @SHO_Homeland and screamed WHAT?! NO! OH MY GOSH! WHAT?! At the end. I CANT WAIT TWO WEEKS, YOU TEASE!!

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

@JimGaffigan we are thinking of staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge for our honeymoon. Thoughts, comments?

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

Travis graduates today! #nossigrads

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

I just voted for Travis Passons at https://t.co/ZVcr7648pJ on @Talenthouse

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Music has the ability to repair brain damage as well as return lost memories.

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: The Beastie Boys used to open for themselves while disguised as a heavy metal band.” @TravisPassons

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: Daytime naps help to improve your memory and cut the risk of heart disease.” - and this is why I miss nap time!

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The Beatles would refuse to play at American concerts where audiences were segregated and wrote that into their contracts.

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: Pixar employees get free admission into Disney parks and they're allowed to bring 3 guests.” New job? @TravisPassons

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

I love anything WWII. That's why I'm watching Valkyrie and eating my army ration of cheez-its. 😁

[Melissa Joy @missile_launch]

“@UberFacts: Couples who dance together tend to have stronger and longer lasting relationships.” Better start shaking it!! @TravisPassons