Hugh Mungus

am oan the protein (he/him)

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

toad getting 12th place in mario kart

[Mir @sbxloch]

If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion

[tasman @lildorothy_]

bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Cybertrucks are called PT Losers now

[bellator halli rha @dikazern]

The NBA is now the Nonbinary Basketball Association please move accordingly

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

theyre broadcasting jd vance's bottom surgery live on public television omfg

[lexie♡♡ @lexycat2005]

we're putting a second worm in RFK Jr's brain

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

fuck woke 2 we’re going straight to woke 5.5 opus

[art @itakehappypillz]

Filipinos

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

just feel compelled to say my loudest fuck trump, fuck ICE, fuck elon, fuck AIPAC, fuck the fossil fuel industry, fuck rubio and vance and miller and all the rest. these people are fucking ghouls inflicting extreme harm and the more opposition to them in congress the better

[Oziach @RevivedOziach]

Contrary to popular belief, it's actually very easy to not use generative AI

[Melavelle @malinborderland]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present

[one in a krillion @100geckoz]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

[‘ @nclthn]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[max @lynchinist]

i only threw this nathan 4 u

[rhine @thaRhine]

why arent mixed asians called combinasians

[b. @oc3ansluut]

i’m all nervous no system