∞Missi Mae☮

I'm Missi.
Almost 18. ✌
Hippie At Heart. ✨
I love to travel.❤

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

Its my birthdayyyyyy.

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

18Th birthday selfie

[Phill Meain @PhillMeain]

UFO CAUGHT ON TAPE

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

@themcpimpin what do you think about me getting this one day? https://t.co/KUoTwodPLi

[Phill Meain @PhillMeain]

Never a victim forever a fighter

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

@TheWeirdWorld

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

It is too early to be awake. But I can't go back to sleep.

[∞Missi Mae☮ @missimaee_]

@themcpimpin https://t.co/iq6wFbcRq4

[Positive Vibes☀ @incredibleviews]

This is why I'll never understand why people leave over the little things.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You put your coat on upside down.

3-year-old: No, I didn't.

Me: Your hood is on the bottom.

3: My butt gets cold.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You have to wear clothes. You can't leave the house naked.

3-year-old: I won't leave the house ever again.

We share the same dream.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[grocery store]

3: How come macaroni and cheese isn't on every shelf?

Me: Some people think other food tastes good, too

3: They're wrong.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[reading "Hansel and Gretel"]

Me: Would you want to live in a gingerbread house?

5-year-old: Does it have Wi-Fi?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[kids screaming]

Me: What's going on?

3-year-old: She's drawing with my favorite color!

Me: What's your favorite color?

3: All of them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

TSA agent: Do you have any metal on you?

Me: Just my abs of steel.

TSA agent:

And that’s how I got on the no-fly list.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Being a dad means always being a shoulder to cry on.

And wipe your nose on.

And spit up on.

I'm basically just a human napkin.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I'm so deep in denial about my finances even my reality check bounced.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[dog barks at nothing]

5-year-old: I think there's a ghost.

Me: Why would the dog care?

5: It's a cat ghost.