carla loftis

the things we parents have to do to spy on our adult children

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@future_vision_x Venezuela

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@EliteGolfer69 @angrybIack Exactly!

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@stormbxrnbaby Yep, no racism here.

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@WellsAdams @LoveisBlindShow @PropertyBrother I thought the same!!

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@G_crackerr I want more for you, darling. Hence the grammar lessons. 🤓

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@brentdavidfr 🙄 💩💩💩 <~~~ bunch

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@brentdavidfr I made a typo on the birth certificate.

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I voted for the #Gamecocks’ Sandstorm! Who did you vote for in the @CFAPeachBowl Rivalry Week poll? #CFAPeachBowl https://t.co/VsKtw5MHNW

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@brentdavidfr Don’t pull aJohn Belushi. 🤪

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@fleissmeister @realDonaldTrump #stirringupshit #justbecause

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@brentfreaney Yep. I'm proud to take responsibility for that. 😘

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@YolandaHFoster As a survivor myself, I don't wish harm on anyone. Wishing karma on them lowers you #riseabove

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@brentdf I couldn't have. I didn't know it was smoked. I thought taken.

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@brentdf So not true! It's smoked?

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My talented daughter's new business venture. Follow her and stay tuned for her launch. Can't wait to… https://t.co/B74ZwZ6ewM

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"Kaitlyn and I's relationship" says @viallnicholas28. Just. Stop. Please. 😳🔫 #Bachelorette #horriblegammaraward

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@brentdf Ridiculous! Mothers get a bad rap.

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What is this horrible phenomenon of "Chris & I's relationship"? Please. Stop. #NoReally #TheBachelor #worstgrammarever

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@brentdf Told your sister today that you'd have to have that. Can't wait to see you this weekend. #letsshop4thenewplace