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My bio is logical.

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I had my first girlfriend when I was 11, she was 10. These days she's a babe and I wish I could, Jesus H fucking Christ what a sad lonely pathetic sexually frustrating life I've lived. #gojays

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And that night in Toronto, I'd like to cut my wrist for not trying anything that night as well, and there are other memories.. #gojays

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I can argue back and forth 24/7 with you people, tryna defend the broken mind of a broken, this is why I don't check my fucking notifications. You have no idea what it's like to suffer. #gojays

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@j0n_h3nry @angel_isab3lle One of these days I'm gonna go to a rub and tug (for the first time ever) and I'm gonna pay a sexy woman to stand there naked and let me touch her and kiss her all over and it will be the best medicine I ever had other than weed.

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#ShareMusic

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@wiseconnector No beaches, I don't like being around scantily clad women unless I can touch them.

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@DrGuitar 21 frets is a no no, gotta be 22, I gotta have that extra fret. I rarely ever use it, I still need it.

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@DrGuitar I always loved a strat with a humbucker in the back, these past few years my dream guitar is the kind like Malcolm Young played, I've never played it before but I'm sure it'll be fine.

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@mynlcorner You

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I remember sitting on the steps at Yonge and Bloor eating a sausage dog with squeeze cheeze, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, bacon bits and hot peppers watching an old guy strum a guitar and sing songs about running for president and the strength of the almighty mustard seed. #vss

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OMFG, it takes every ounce of my patience not to lose my temper. I build walls around myself to protect me from the verbal assaults...

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When you lose your temper, you lose your power.

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And since 2017 I've written maybe 60 songs.. what happened in 2017? Sometimes something or someone awakens the slumbering mumbling fumbling ogre.

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I can't even remember the songs I've written in the past few months, thankfully I can record them on my cellphone. What did I do before cellphones? Musta had a much better memory. Keep in mind I wrote only a handful of songs from 2000-2017. 200 songs from 1994 to 1999..

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@WesSauD I'm just sitting at my desk, enjoying the moment, it's quiet, and peaceful, no drunken fighting, no angry bitterness, only in my head. Wondering who is waiting for June...

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@Diskont0 @angel_isab3lle All people do is make me sigh. I used to live across from a woman who would walk around naked in her kitchen at night sometimes, right across from my bedroom window. It drove me absofuckinglutely insane.

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@vituperativeerb @angel_isab3lle I know women are people too, we are all skin sacks of meat and bones and organs and stuff but we are also sensual beings and we need physical contact with each other I don't know why that's sofa king hard for people to fucking understand.

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@fuckthechiefs10 @angel_isab3lle

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@fuckthechiefs10 @angel_isab3lle I been sick since the day I was born, I've 2 kidney transplants and will need another. I been on welfare since I left high school. I been homeless all over the country. I have nothing left to offer the world, the world has nothing left to offer me.