Argus Filch

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

@peevesy Peeves!!! Look at the mess you've made, as if I haven't got enough to do! I'll get you, if it's the last thing I do!!!

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

The Quibbler is now under new management! *cries with happiness* http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/fun/quibbler/introduction

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

Sending Mrs. Norris to investigate the pumpkin juice incident. I will find out who tampered with it, I WILL, and when I do . . .*moans*

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

I think my pumpkin juice had gone funny this morning. I've got strange rumblings going on. . .

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

Umbridge has taken over The Quibbler! http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/fun/quibbler/introduction *runs to tell Mrs Norris the good news*

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

I'm happy to say that Dolores Umbridge has now taken over the Quibbler! http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/fun/quibbler/introduction

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

I'd better not have to clean up after any ostriches in the hallways today.

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

@hastheeye !! I bet it was that POTTER! I'll show him... -_-

[Argus Filch @missingumbridge]

I sure hope Mrs Noris gets back in time for Lost tonight.