Heathyr white

only you choose where your life goes.

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

Did you know oysters have a foot? I didn't. Mind blown

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@swissmissmell Why am I just now seeing this!

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I was so excited to get @McDonalds this morning and what disappointment when I got home to eat it😭

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

How fast do drones fly?? Cause in pretty sure I saw a UFO.. Unless drones can fly ridiculously fast!

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

Why is this cheese puff juicy??

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I just saw a shooting star and it just made me so happy 😍

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

I miss a lot of things...

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The fire thing that makes the smell good #incense #lmao #haha @Liiiaaanee

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"It looks like she had facial surgery....and she did..! #thetwilightzone #lmao 😂😂

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

I'm trying to sleep but there are so many funny videos keeping me up

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

It's chilling and warming at the same time and it confuses my body and I might get the flu #margarita #tipsy #giggly

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Swear I saw a Bellsprout in the shower, but it was just a clump of my hair heading toward the drain #PokemonGoProblems

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

I wish I could go in the pool. Sarah: u can, I won't judge you. Me: I would judge myself! 😂

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

@iruhhyooh your going to be an amazing mommy

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So this girl just puked in the pool.. And her and her friends are still hanging out in the pool 😷#wtf #gross #summer #notenoughchlorine

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So apparently I have an alcoholic hobo look sometimes #wtf #thanks? #imstillprettyrhough

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When the tinder date says something so bad you can't even put it on social media #tinderdategonewrong

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So here's my life: Lady: so do you have boyfriend?
Me: No, I have cats..

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

Oh Twitter.. It's been too long, I've missed you! Got a new phone, so let the tweeting commence 😏

[Heathyr white @missingvandal]

Has anyone every noticed how @kathygriffin looks like a mix of Jennifer Aniston and Reba?