Siyasanga Jaxa

unolali othanda izinto | life enthusiast | a rebel with a cause | once bitten, twice shy | 𓃵

[Siyasanga Jaxa @missjacksa]

“Ntombi”,“boy”,“bra”,“dude” is gender neutral to me.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“bro” is gender neutral to me.

[Keabetswe🌬 @akreana_]

Please take care of him, he’s literally just a baby.🥹🥹

[Miss C @Custababy]

Someone came in wearing a Santa costume, went straight to the boss's office, wambetha wambetha wambetha sogqiba wabaleka waphuma. The security guards couldn't catchup and till this day we don't know how that person got access to the premises.

[Tshepo @chemicaIydriven]

Dina Pule was fired for unethical conduct by Jacob Zuma. Can you imagine how unethical you have to be to get fired by Zuma 😭✋🏾

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Got him a PS5 🤭🤭🤭

[N.E.R D @masixolemange_]

Now THIS… this is BREAKING NEWS.

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Kgomotso Mokgoko @motsomokgoko]

Legally,that’s how you managed to get the stats.

[Alizwa Sikhafungana🇿🇦 @alizwa_mendy]

“Your honor, I built this court you’re bragging to me about”😭🤝🔥

[Koshiek Karan @iamkoshiek]

oil prices are back to pre-war levels & fuel prices are being cut ⛽️📊

now pay close attention to companies that hiked prices “because of the war”

… but will never bring prices back down

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

As a woman I am extremely aware that the reason I have my rights is because a woman somewhere got up, got MOUTHY, organised, raged, made herself INCREDIBLY inconvenient until things changed for the better for all of us. Which is precisely why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors to all women.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

I accidentally ended an important client call with “love you” yesterday😫I heard him laugh as I hung up and immediately wished the ground would swallow me. Today he emailed me this😭😭👇🏻

[The Evil Maestro Morgan @MaestroMorgan17]

This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

This happened 10 years ago… Hall Of Fame:

[A Black Doltjie @B____D___]

God sitting there shaking his head

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

your phone number is personal and sometimes you want to connect without handing it over. that's why we're introducing usernames for WhatsApp.

starting this week, you can reserve a username to use later this year when we launch the feature. It takes just a few seconds, make sure you have the latest version of WhatsApp and then go to Settings > Account > Username.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

never call him again 😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

Having boundaries is so fun, like surprise! I'm not going for that sht 😭