Melody Meyer

I know too much for my own good but my knowledge can definitely benefit you.

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

I'm back!!!! Too much to explain. Too many adventures. Missed you all!

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

Somebody slip that idiot mickie stat!

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

I walked 88,446 steps Sunday through today. I've also lost 16 pounds. Happy Valentine's to me. Ha!

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

**pulls the covers over head and curls into a super tight fetal position**

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

I see that @CBS is using unmanned cameras set on super close-up this morning and it's making me ill.

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

@Mom101 A candle is lit and you are all lifted up.

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

That feeling when someone, who's life is a total trainwreck, is offering advice to you and wanting to help you with your problems.

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

sighs every time they take a sip of coffee.🙄

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

I am sitting next to someone who slurps, loudly swallows, and then

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

Verticle.
Ambulating.
Fully caffinated.
Capable of critical thought.
Bring it Wednesday.

[MECO Power, Inc. @MECOPower]

We can't get the Mario Kart song out of our heads and we've all agreed we won't be ordering mushrooms on our next pizza.

[. @swordsjew]

anita hill was also telling the truth

[Community Peacemaker Teams @cpt_intl]

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[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

Reading an actual newspaper. (The kind that's actually printed on newsprint and you have to turn the pages yourself.)
You should too!

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

Yep it is definitely the day after a holiday weekend.
**sips coffee directly from the pot**

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

@Microsoft why do you ask me to schedule an update if you're going to update whenever you wish? Grrrr....*researches other laptops*

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Rest in peace Aretha.

[Melody Meyer @missjane_va]

Saw a bunny use the dew on the grass to wash its face and ears this morning.