Jackie 🌹✨

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

You can literally feel the absence of Spirit Airlines like every flight ticket is $600

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

Not moving out the way for white people who refuse to say excuse me>>>>>>>

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[Covie @covie_93]

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[As Told by God @Babyyhairz]

Random thought but Will Smith was never wrong for slapping Chris Rock

[ʀᴇᴍʏ ʟᴇʙᴇᴀᴜ ♠️ @PapaMadDawg]

Y'all complain about free streaming services having ads, yet we grew up with commercials.

[Landon Thomas @sixfivelando]

The Indiana Fever had Justine Pissott sitting every single game in street clothes with all that talent?

First career WNBA game (w/ Aces):

19 points (87.5 FG%, 5 threes)
2 rebounds
1 assist
10 minutes

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

When I’ve already used all my fake laughs and the person is still talking

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soon as I seen this I said yup Trump got it

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

Marvin been fantasizing about whooping Kanan for multiple seasons now 😭 it was long overdue #RaisingKanan

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

A little girl’s dream, decades in the making.🥹❤️
Congrats, doc 👩🏽‍⚕️🩺🎉

[Av ☁️ ☀️ @MarioEmmet]

“Well, somebody better be dying!”

“I’m dying.”

That exchange is one of the funniest examples of how Shrek the Third uses timing to land a joke.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[solé @layxsnv]

crispy leaves 🍂, hoodies, cold air, sweatpants, fall candles 🕯️i can’t wait🥰

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

The shock when she saw the picture 🤣

[solé @layxsnv]

Don’t save no fireworks for tomorrow, next week, next month. USE ALLAT SHT TONIGHT

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

I respect it. WNBA has the worst officiating I’ve seen in pro sports

[wani @wanimikee]

“girl” is gender neutral to me.