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[jamie @missjiminy]

People who drive fast around hospitals are a special kind of stupid

[jamie @missjiminy]

All choked up watching @mebeforeyou, when my boyfriend asks "how much battery power you think he's got in that thing?"

[jamie @missjiminy]

All these fitness Instagram accounts I follow posting pregnancy photos still skinnier than I am at my fittest #passtheoreosigiveup

[jamie @missjiminy]

On my ride home. I found a piece of chocolate. In my hat. On my head. Wrapped. I ate it.

[jamie @missjiminy]

Starting the year right by calling out of work! #sosick #youdontwantwhatigot #sorryblake12 #HNY2019

[jamie @missjiminy]

My masseuse is located in the norwood airport parking lot. I come early to see helicopters. #selfcare

[jamie @missjiminy]

If shopping doesn't give you the immediate headache you're looking for, step into a @yankeecandle #assaultmysenses

[jamie @missjiminy]

Who needs gloves when you've got a fresh steaming pile of dogshit to pick up? #dogmomlife #runswithdog #bigdogbigturd #ifwearentpoopingwearerunning

[jamie @missjiminy]

@TKAhhh19

[jamie @missjiminy]

It's so upsetting when a good hair day is wasted at work #ionlywashitonceaweek #nottotootmyownhornbut #beepbeep

[jamie @missjiminy]

I like to keep an empty water bottle in my car to give my passengers a wee fright when it gets warm and pops! #physics

[jamie @missjiminy]

The most dangerous drivers look like Q-tips. #takeawaytheirkeys wow this is a #meantweet

[jamie @missjiminy]

When your windshield wipers appear inadequate while you're driving in the rain , until you realize the rains on your glasses. #countdowntolasik

[jamie @missjiminy]

When you're so tired you put in your contacts, then put on your glasses #countdowntolasik

[jamie @missjiminy]

I told my dog I had a dentist appointment, be back soon. En route heard a new song and tapped along off-beat open palm to thigh. Wondering when I turned 60.

[jamie @missjiminy]

@mec347

[jamie @missjiminy]

The sound it makes when you pat a thick doggo on the side 👌

[jamie @missjiminy]

Why would anyone choose the loudest possible snack when they know they're going to sit silently with 75 other people all day long #celery #juryduty

[jamie @missjiminy]

I know most won't agree, and this may be blasphemy in New England, but someone's gotta say it... Dunkin Donuts makes terrible coffee. #mymomsdayoldmaxwellhouseisbetter

[jamie @missjiminy]

Ran in the rain with my work sneakers on in the hopes of washing away all the germs. #mrsa