misskaigen

Dog mom. Pathological shopper. Espresso drinker. Traveler. Came here to run my mouth. (Not on behalf of any company I work for.)

[Pizza Dad @Pizza__Dad]

Me trying to understand how netflix a billion dollar company and still having buffering issues during the tyson fight
#PaulTyson

[Dan Labbe @dan_labbe]

“And when will we hold these elections?”

“On a Tuesday. During work.”

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

does the road to 270 have a cliff i can drive off of

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

Hey @Nordstrom, I found a bag w a lot of brand new, expensive products in an airport bathroom & I want to return it to its owner but I’m staying in a city that’s far from one of the stores. Can I DM you a pic of receipt so you can get in touch w custmr & arrange a return to them?

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

Glad we’ve established that doctors should listen to women when they say they’re in pain. Novel concept.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

For the first time, federal health officials recommended on Tuesday that physicians counsel women about pain management before the IUD insertion procedure. The updated guidance comes after videos describing the procedure as agonizing have spread online. https://t.co/NuqXTuRmc8

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

It’s almost like the government shouldn’t have any say in anyone’s reproductive rights at all, ever.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Following the Alabama Supreme Court's outrageous and cruel ruling, Senate Republicans blocked a bill to protect access to IVF in all 50 states.

How dare they.

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

Literally every man in Dallas is 5’7” or wants multiple wives or both and I’m probably going to be single forever

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz Echo doesn’t stay still long enough 😂

[Liz Hoffman @lizrhoffman]

oh god everyone is circling back

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

Patrick Mahomes has decided he will no longer be throwing the ball ever again

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

On Mill Ave just tryna blend in like I’m still an @ASU student

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz Cherish these moments. ❤️

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz Oh no. That’s not gonna work for Sporty Spice.

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

YEEHAW

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

My heart is broken. 💔 my first “favorite” show. Matthew was an amazing actor.

[Brooke @wareagleblonde]

The only thing funnier than the famously hilarious pivot scene is the blooper take of the famously hilarious pivot scene🛋️

Matthew Perry was the best Friend of them all💔
#RIP #MatthewPerry #ChandlerBing

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz NO 😭

[carlyeeeee @carlyeEliz]

for so many reasons, grateful for them

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

How is this even slightly enforceable?

[WFAA @wfaa]

Three county commissioners approved an ordinance Monday that would bar pregnant Texas women from traveling through Lubbock County for an abortion in another state.

https://t.co/7L2obC9j7h

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz Hers so happy you’re home 🥹

[misskaigen @misskaigen]

@carlyeEliz Courtney said she’s coming for you if you’ve jinxed it