Katie Johnson

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

@AppliancesCandy help me please it’s not even a month old this is a joke what is this!!

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

@AppliancesCandy what the bloody hell does this mean it’s not even a month old 😭

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

@ScottishPower are useless cunts to try get hold of what a joke

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

@TalkTalk are Litterly robbing bastards never received such a shocking service

[bitchy moods @girlmoodsss]

when he calls you childish but sucked on your tits like you were his mother

[honey @WeAllKnowA]

this guy offered me some noodles after the sex.. like yeh so everything’s 2 minutes here?

[AP @itsjj_ldn]

Me pretending to be shocked when I hear a “secret” I already knew

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

Legit tho how good would this be 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

i was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, but NaH

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

All these people with mental health problems stuck in alone makes me sad

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

Just realised why i ain’t brought Air Force in years ... leave the house to go shop and they are already creased HEARTBROKEN

[Holly Johnson @hollyfraancesca]

‘I’m coming home after I’ve finished this pint’ - the biggest lie told by any man in the world 😂

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

deleting pictures for me is probably the hardest thing to do bc I'm a memory hoarder

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

How have I never watched the hunger games till now ? Binged them all and gutted I’m half hour away from finishing

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

Some people act like they never sinned a day in their life and it’s boring. Okay perfect Pam we get it your a saint ffs

[Katie Johnson @MissKJJohnson]

Why is shonise so fucking annoying 😂