Missy Landi

[Missy Landi @misslandi]

New life goal: become a Britney Spears back up dancer

[Conway Twitty @CGILLY34]

When my drive slices into the woods
https://t.co/v41CtC7TNP

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

me trying to follow the hostess to my table at the Cheesecake Factory

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

Stay close to the people who feel, and make you feel, like sunshine ☀️✨

[em barks ✺ @EmilyySays]

hey @NewportGrand, can you become a @Topgolf now??!!

[Missy Landi @misslandi]

@allybucc @NattyDina Told them both I was mostly Irish and walked away leaving them puzzled 🤔👌🏻

[Missy Landi @misslandi]

Today, one person asked me if I was Dominican, then another asked if I was Puerto Rican. I think I might be too tan 🤷🏾‍♀️ @allybucc and @NattyDina is this what the tan life is like???

[Missy Landi @misslandi]

Ever lay in bedat night and think about something that happened days ago...and then realize it was actually this morning? #itwasalongday

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

And then suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo.

[Samantha Ricci @sriccii]

@dog_rates little babushka is def a 14/10, no?

[RI State Police @RIStatePolice]

#RITraffic Alert: Newport Bridge closed to all traffic in both directions; Jamestown and Mount Hope Bridges are closed to high-profile vehicles, including school buses.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Start spreading the news.

The United States has clinched the 12th #PresidentsCup