Tiffany Lavada

I write words and code. Sometimes they're great, but sometimes they're not.

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

I don’t jump on here much, but I gotta say thank you (on the only platform possible) to @rickygervais for the beauty that is After Life. It was heartbreaking, laugh-out-loud funny, warm, and the realest depiction of grief without faith as a backup.

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

Silver lining for the #covid19 quarantine is knowing that my ex isn’t out in public ruining someone else’s life.

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

I'm just a girl, looking at her computer, wondering why the fucking code doesn't work. And procrastinating actually working on fixing it by being on this site.

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

@insta_single Don’t forget the mozzarella sticks.

[insta.single @insta_single]

Yoooo, how freaking dope is it knowing that you and your best friend have enough secrets about each other to ruin each others’ lives and you’re both just like “haha cool, let’s get Fucking hammered”

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

Every. Damn. Time. 😭

[insta.single @insta_single]

Some of you have never gotten emotionally attached to a dog in a movie that passes away at the end and it shows

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

I like my men the way I like my coffee: ground up into tiny pieces and boiling water poured over them. #love

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

Other women on social media: “This year I’m all about being healthy, exercising, loving myself!”
Me: “OMG you’re such an inspiration!!” as I shove a handful of chocolate chips in my mouth and wash it down with a beer.
#NewYearNewMe

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

If anyone needs to frame me for murder I just removed thousands of hairs from my brush. They can be located in my trash can. Thanks. #ChristmasEveEve #BadTVForensics

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

This is the first time I’ve ever agreed with him...

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

And lo, unto her did appear a host of Corbyn defenders, who did descend upon her mentions, and she was not sore afraid, because she was used to it. And the host did sing with one voice, ‘ungodly woman, thou foolest us not. We know the true reason thou despisest Saint Jeremy.’ 1

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

https://t.co/p2Z4PyiHKv

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

This little weirdo is the cutest!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This bulldog is scared of everything, but he isn't afraid of flying in his dad's helicopter.

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

Heart hurting? Eat an entire pizza and watch comedy! You won't laugh, but you'll have eaten an entire pizza and that's showbiz baby!

#pizza #comedy

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

There's nothing like sitting down in a quiet, clean house with a good book, some tea, and the constant sound of my dog licking his own ass slicing through the silence. 😐 #classy

[Tiffany Lavada @misslavada]

@mollyluise Omg how I miss Mexican food on this trip...I’m gonna eat my weight in enchiladas when I get home.