Melissa

I am the terror that flaps in the night

[Melissa @misslissa768]

I don’t even use Twitter anymore but this was my absolute favorite ride so far. Thanks ⁦@fitxkendall⁩ for the ass kicking https://t.co/Ylbo3tLwxg

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Hazard Pay for Nurses, Doctors and Healthcare Professionals https://t.co/M8vk1HILui via @Change

[Melissa @misslissa768]

I actually had to teach a grown adult how to properly wash their hands yesterday.

[Melissa @misslissa768]

@Gheezi I want pizza. Were there leftovers that I missed?

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Only three more years until I can definitively be off on Christmas. #nurselife #gimmethatmasters

[Melissa @misslissa768]

@Chewy has the best customer service around. I’m glad I don’t have to call often, but when I do they are always so helpful and nice. It’s refreshing.

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Unvaccinated child hospitalized for 57 days after contracting Oregon's first case of tetanus in almost 30 years https://t.co/2fXwe02TGo

[Melissa @misslissa768]

“Staying alive is complicated. It’s the single most difficult thing every single person does every single day.” - Chuck Klosterman #wellshit #yup

[Melissa @misslissa768]

I feel like if Patrick Star were a human he’d be Rob Gronkowski

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Two more shifts til day off. Thank you Jesus. I’m gonna nap so hard on Saturday.

[Melissa @misslissa768]

I would like a dirty martini, STAT 🍸

[Melissa @misslissa768]

How is it that getting out of bed at 11am now makes me feel like I lost the whole day? What kind of freak have I become?

[Melissa @misslissa768]

How is it that no matter how bad the Devils are doing they always manage to put a spanking on the Blackhawks?

[Melissa @misslissa768]

@stevecic Okay I’ll bite. Now I must check it out.

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Today someone was being unnecessarily rude to me, so I gave her a compliment. I’m not going to be a victim of negativity. Do you honey, I’m gonna keep on keeping on.

[Melissa @misslissa768]

💯 https://t.co/vgOQwZbG15

[Melissa @misslissa768]

Merry Christmas 🎄 https://t.co/qT25Qb70St

[Melissa @misslissa768]

So sick of lazy, entitled people

[Melissa @misslissa768]

🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/Uq1bqWLNr6

[Melissa @misslissa768]

I have reached the level of lame where I’m really excited that I get to bring a non-school related book with me to get my oil changed