Marie Carney

one music fangirl/blogger spazzing her way through life.

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Cats

[Marie Carney @missmascle]

Yep. I still exist. Even when I'm not on twitter

[Marie Carney @missmascle]

I’ve never been angrier at customer support than I am right now @ubereats Don’t give me a zendesk template response after I get charged $28 for a grilled cheese. Bay Area food isn’t THAT expensive. #foodproblems #hiddenfees #worstcustomerservice

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Brie Larson hugged every survivor from @ladygaga’s #Oscars performance (via @chrissGardner)

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I am a cliche. Missed one pill and now I'm crying at my desk listening to @brighteyesband #depression #brighteyes #messengerbirdsong

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What alternate universe are we in where Chris Pratt and Paul Rudd are action movie stars? #JurasicWorld #AntMan #wtf

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#recordstoreday line #selfie Been here since 6:20 @1234gorecords and still around the corner. Why is… https://t.co/AQPWRC4BQd

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My level of excitement is unreal. #douglovesmovies #dlm #sxsw #dougbenson #podcast #nofilter @… https://t.co/eLNzLZ3o4b

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I want to save #savemoney on nail polish because I'm obsessed. @RetailMeNot save me! #spon236

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@ivylevan obsessed with your lipstick from the Show today. What is it? ps You sounded amazing too. pps we're doing our squats right now

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First @sfsketchfest show of, if everything works as planned,12 over the next few weeks. Starting it… http://t.co/MbrNiK0ilN

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Man. I was really good at twitter in 2010. #rereadingtweets #narcissismFTW

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Yay Paul McCartney! Boo for my full price seat with an obstructed view. Maybe I'll see the top of his head? @ticketmaster @apeconcerts

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@CatTownOakland at Expresso Parking Lot off Doolittle. The cat came out of the indoor parking lot and hobble-ran to the railroad tracks.

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I saw a cat missing at least 2 paws near Oakland airport. Wish I could send up a cat signal for @CatTownOakland! What a tough kitty!

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Finally getting off the Waitlist for the @ipsy Glam Bag! I'm so excited! Get yours here http://t.co/K2FYNVbDCS

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Tickled to be the 6,844th cat on @BackerKit for Tabletop Season 3 - With Wil ... | Thx @Tabletop! https://t.co/odeq8Lj1UO

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Why did you make us feel so many feelings!?! #asktfios

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@CatVidFest we can't hear @AtomHiHat. Please turn up the sound!

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New Twitter hobby: seeing how many people have used the same weird hashtags as me. #WeirdHashtagsFTW #strangeformsofnarcissism