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29 mamabear
once a show kid now a grown up
catnip to fuckboys 😻
#crunchyish #clothmama #m4mj #gmofree #kitchenlife
smartass bitchy but oh so lovely ❤

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Hearts and fall leaves hats are on special this month.
15$ kids 20$ adults with and with out pompoms.
Hit me up
[email protected]
Slide into my dms or use https://t.co/GUup6hy0ml

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

@BMS_Derek tell billy just to say smoking he sounds so stupid saying doing the weeds 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ also idk where he gets these wrong ass articles I like to be choked by my man and by my bong 🤣🤣💀

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

@BMS_Derek kids that don't do chores, grow up to be entitled adults who don't clean up after themselves.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Naw shut up I make more we both work 40 hrs, guess what housework is 50/50 @BMS_Derek

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Waking up early dropping off the mini, things feel right i love having her home.

[Bambi @SaiyanPineapple]

My lovely Tennessee is so concerned about protecting children that they banned drag shows, meanwhile THREE children are dead, their families will never see them grow up, bc a gunman went into Covenant School, a church funded school, & murdered them. YALL DONT CARE ABOUT CHILDREN.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

@BMS_Derek
Y'all are blowing up a single post that wasn't that big of a deal. It's a small amount of angry Lady. Feminist actually believe in equality and want to give their man gifts if they deserve it.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

@BMS_Derek
Naw this lady is terrible monster pets are for life.
Can't afford it is such bs she obviously could have afforded it when she got it. 👀

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Casually upsetting people at the car dealership waiting for an oil change, by spitting facts about the economy and Beto 🤣💀😅

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

My man is so white I had to explain the difference between tacos and burritos 😂💀
Pray for me y'all 😅

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

My oldest is 13 today
I feel so old lol

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

The male g spot is in the butt, biology got jokes on y'all 😂💀 @BMS_Derek

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Tell that to my hands 🤣🤣🤣
Cuz I can't draw for shit when I'm sober.
I need to be medicated to create my art 🎨🤣 @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

As long as she went to a college trade school something that she can fall back on, so she's not dependent on her partner. I'm not going to be disappointed in whatever she decides to do, you know she could have got some schmuck and married up. @BMS_Derek

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

People who sleep naked give zero f**** about emergencies in the middle of the night. @BMS_Derek 🤣🤣💀

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Me sitting here listening to the Billy Madison show and them saying how men make all the rules and dating okay sure.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Busy bee

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Forced pregnancy is a crime against humanity.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

@BMS_Derek
Polyamory is here to stay!
It's not cheating it's open honest communication.

[❤♥ @missmelodieduh]

Stuff stuff stuff stuff
Idk what to tweet I'm just bored at work
Making a peeps bunny with my crochet magic. Training classes are extremely long and boring useful information but boring.