Emili(j)a

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear.

[Covie @covie_93]

It's crazy how the right spent years falsely accusing Joe Biden and his family of profiting off of the presidency and now they have actual evidence trump and his family are doing it and suddenly it's not a problem.

[breanna 🇺🇸🇩🇪 @txgermanbre]

The Europeans got their revenge for the AC beat down

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

"How come Americans write the month first?"
"That's how you say it, month first"
"What's the date today?"
"It's the fourth of July"

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

if a muslim stood up on a plane and started a monologue with “if you were to die today” they would be dragged out before they could even finish

[goma @soigomaa]

It all comes down to the absolute refusal to study the female body, test products and medications on females, and give women medical care instead of diagnosing everything as "anxiety" and throwing chemical castration at it.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste

[💗 @ma1ybe]

than*

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

KEEP PUSHING FOR ALL DATA CENTRES TO BE ABANDONED

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

KEEP BULLYING THESE CORPOS

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they’ve murdered.

It’s not because they’re Jewish. Hope that helps.

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

It’s not child marriages but girl child marriages. Women aren’t marrying little boys. It’s men all over the world chasing or marrying literal girl children

[kat ★ @kateebuoni]

“Hey EBU, can we have Spain, Netherlands, Ireland, Iceland, and Slovenia back?”

“How about this lovely CANADA, eh?”

“I’d like Isr*el banned from Eurovision.”

“Oh but look at that CANADA! So new!”

“I’d like Isr*el banned from Eurovision.”

“……Best we can do is Canada.”

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

mind you we were already at risk of a global increase of 2°C pre pandemic, pre isr*el’s most recent slew of bombings, and pre ai. we have accelerated in the most extreme possible way and genuinely need to take drastic action and no one is treating this with the severity it needs

[Spicy Dumpling 🇮🇩🛖⚡🛸🧬🧪⚗️🎨🎭 @SpicyDumpling02]

In a way this is true because America is a giant carbon polluter. They make sure the world runs on oil forever even if it means climate apocalypse

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

Honestly, I miss the pre-AI world so much.

[★ @Luv_Xcuses]

If men disappeared tomorrow the world would see immediate drop in crime, rape, and drama. Cope with that truth.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: women's body scream “have a baby” every month and we still manage self-control. But men, 5 mins of temptation and suddenly biology's to blame.