Melanie G

selectively social. rad to the bone. occasional sassy pants.

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

What in tha polar vortex!? 😨

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

I popped the bottle of champagne I've had since new year right meow. #midnightmosas

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

I can't stop saying tacos like gir #TacoTuesday

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

*blows dust off of Twitter account*

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

I've been drinking while coloring with permanent marker for the past hour. Needless to say I'm pretty lit lmao

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Drinking tequila shots tonight. Lookout world #itsmybestfriendsbirthday

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

I hate when people attack you with personal shit when you're spitting straight facts. Like what does MY shit have to do with the fact that your a lazy bum who still lives with mommy.

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

@Real_Chill_Dude Flipped a coin. Got The Mask haha. I'm glad I did though

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Cannabis cheesecake, 13.0 abv cabernet in my wine glass. The rain is coming, all I need now is to decide...The mask or rush hour 2?

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Aint no such things as halfway crooks

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Japanese math rock is cool #salsa

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Crispy fries hurt. Soft fries smothered in ketchup is my shiit cause I'm a sick fuck lol

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Damn flash just flew all the way around the world to slap you silly 😂#injustice

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Insomniatic tendencies sometimes you get the best of me

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Started this new diet. It's called eating when i remember to lol. So unhealthy yet so effective 😅

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

Suffocating a flame

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

@Real_Chill_Dude @arielrose07 😀

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

I'll be just fine pretending I'm not

[Melanie G @missmooninite]

If you take the "L" out of my name I'm nothing but a meanie 😏