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Walmart version of Ella Langley prancing around thinking she all that and a bag of cow chips

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His wife is looking for her shrimp 🦐 fork

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When someone tells them you’re not their cup of tea… that’s right, I’m not, I’m champagne!

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The only airport in the world you wait 30 minutes on the tarmac to get a gate!!!! We look ridiculous! After flying all over the world I’ve never experienced this issue at any other country!

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DFW airport should be renamed the Shit Show!! The worst airport in the world internationally. Run by the 3 stooges!

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Sometimes there just isn’t enough gin or middle fingers to make through the day!

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Just remember, money talks but wealth whispers!

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@expressrealism I think Susan looks amazing!

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I was cleaning out my closet and asked my husband if he thinks I should hang on to this fringed leather jacket.. his smart ass reply was “yes if your Cher and you can turn back time!” 😳

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Austin Butler robbed!!! The Oscars suck… never watching again

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Some times I feel like I’m in a dog eat dog world and I’m wearing milk bone underwear!

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Another dinner ruined at a fancy restaurant because a thoughtless couple brought a crying baby! Makes u want to remove your uterus with a dinner fork…

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@rickygervais Sure wish you were hosting the globes this year! Only reason to watch

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I told my husband I know I’m a handful, why do you thing god gave you two hands and two feet so you can make more than one trip!

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@TheAcademy You should be ashamed you allowed an act of violence in front of the world to occur with no repercussions. Hypocrisy at its best, its no wonder your viewers are declining at a record pace

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@MailOnline Hollywood Hypocrisy at its best! Fence sitters until clear popular opinion, then weigh in or change your mind. Preach agendas ad nauseam then act complete opposite, bc ur arrogance & self importance make u think rules don’t apply to u -Zero violence tolerance applies 2 everyone

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#grammys2021 were awful!!!! If you can’t say the name of a song out loud at work, it shouldn’t be on TV... the #stripperpole dancing and nasty twerking are setting back women 50 years... embarrassed to be a woman and so should the women who performed in such a way..

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@LisaVanderpump @VanderpumpDogs So sorry 😢

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When is Land O’ Lakes going to pay me for the squaw on their box? This is my ancestors and I’m offended!!! Lol

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@TMZ Psycho should be thrown in jail and lose his job! Sick MF!!!!