This morning my 2yo heard @ladygaga Bloody Mary for the first time and said it was a “monster.” When I picked her up from daycare she asked for the “monster song.” It just occurred to me, her fandom is “little monsters.” Lady Gaga is converting toddlers. #monster
If I was younger I’d make guys sign forms before having sex now. “I understand the risk of conception by having sex. If sexual intercourse results in pregnancy, I accept full responsibility as the father and agree to support the child as necessary.” Take his ass to a notary. #wtf
I’m glad it’s going to be @Braves#WorldSeries Our household will have his (Braves) and hers (Dodgers) back to back champions. We’re supporting Daddy’s favorite team. #baseballfamily
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