Patsy Blue Ribbon

Pint-Sized With a Punch! 🍺👊🏻 [email protected] ✉️ (she/they)

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“Men don’t wear enough paisley-lined fur capes.” - @givemeglamour

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Taking make up off is the worst

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@MissAudacious Yeah I also don’t like Negronis

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@JeezLoueez What a bummer!!

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On this, the weekend before Halloween, make the right choice.

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@JeezLoueez You have a family? I can’t believe they did Mr. Kathy like that.

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Horny 4 Santa

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It’s a great day to perform femininity

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@RocketDollRevue in Carmel on Oct 12 at Feinstein’s at Hotel Carmichael

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COMING UP… Oct 2 BRUNCH AF

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“Gather around the midnight playmates”

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Working on a new trio for the @RocketDollRevue October show! Details comin soon 👀🔥

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@JeezLoueez I almost messaged you about work the other day and then I sobered up and said NO! She’s on SABBATICAL.

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@JeezLoueez Take me with you

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Just the usual trying to do more than a woman in her late thirties should attempt

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One minute of choreography deserves a one hour break

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Get your tickets for our summer spectacle!

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I almost burned my nipple on the kettle earlier this week and tonight I’m performing so that was a close call

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The mummy is timeless and so are we @bosombloody @misspatsyblue

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“Wheez the Juice 2024” @frenchy_larouge