Paula Brown

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@fish82 Twitter??? What the hell?!

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@RyanS_UK We are all crying at the discotheque right now...

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

Seriously, someone needs to watch the nukes.
He just fired the people who do just that.
He doesn’t care.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

hi guys. so @realDonaldTrump is in the white house constantly searching twitter atmo and for a laugh i’d love to manipulate the algorithm so he sees this pic of mick hucknall

pls retweet

#biden #trump #USElectionResults2020 #VoteForTrump #TrumpMeltdown #Trump2020

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You're welcome.

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@AdmiralUK shout out to one of your employees Jamie Hughes who was extremely helpful in my query today. During these tough times with customer frustrations, it's great to know you are still delivering excellent service. Well done, Jamie!

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@MKBiergarten the best drinking vessel in the house! #mkgartenparty "The Quarantines"

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@MKBiergarten here is the "Quarantines" (Paula and Sebastian) highest ABV beer. #MKgartenparty

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@MKBiergarten getting ready for your fourth birthday quiz!!

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@liambxtr Shut the front door! Seb and I have lit just started this as well!!!

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@liambxtr How are you doing 5k in 25?? I do 28 min (on couch to 5k app) and only do 3 point something k.

[Thames Valley Police @ThamesVP]

Last month, SC Wakelin took a badly injured cat to the vets after finding him by the side of a road in Reading.

On Thurs, he popped in for a quick cuddle & some treats.

The cat's owners haven't been able to be located,so SC Wakelin will be adopting him & taking him home soon😊

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@liambxtr I won £8.60 on it. I call bullshit.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

This girl applied for an internship at a company, and they put up this screenshot of her in a bikini on their company Instagram, publicly telling everybody they wouldn’t hire her because of this photo.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Happy #WorldRhinoDay. Fuck poachers, and fuck the people who pay them. If you think a rhino horn is medicine you are a stupid cunt.

[Mr Mann @Drumpeter]

Indeed. @rickygervais a point well made.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

[Paula Brown @misspaula308]

@Cathrin39975438 @liambxtr Bot

[liam @liambxtr]

Unapologetically black and self aware, unafraid to call out the government on its horrenadous handling of Grenfell, told Boris Johnson to “suck your mum” live on the beeb. Stormzy is a national treasure.

[Rich Merrett @richmerrett815]

#yearsandyears the best thing I've watched on TV for years. Russel T Davis is a mastermind. Grans speech will go down in history as one of the most quoted pieces of television.

“Beware those men, the jokers and the tricksters and the clowns. They will laugh us into Hell.”