Stephanie Carr

Mother of too many kids. Wife of Toast. Official complainer. Dark humour. Sarcasm. Face usually like a smacked arse.

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Not managed to wrangle a writing gig since I left GameRanx, and honestly, I’m at a bit of a loss. I don’t really know what to do with myself, and I don’t know if I should use this opportunity to pursue something new

Spent over a decade doing this and now that it’s gone, I’m lost

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Applied for some new writing gigs. Fingers crossed something comes from it, otherwise I’ll be forced to give up my pen and become a northern goblin living on the outskirts of society.

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Got a lovely message to today out of the blue. Looks like due to cutbacks I no longer have a job. This came completely by surprise.

If anyone knows of a publication looking for an experienced guide/list/feature/review writer, then throw them my way.

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

@Wesley_James @MartinSLewis @ofgem Remembered mentioning it years ago and getting a snarky reply with a smiley face. Saw him banging on about it lately and it made me laugh. Least I'm not jumping around trying to fight people's battles for them 😂

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

Hey, if you like #Warcry or #warhammer, go check out my husbands YouTube. He's 2 subs off 1000!
https://t.co/uwCyeZlVHB

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Babies are amazing.

One moment they can be the cutest thing on earth. The next? They begin operating on a level beyond human understanding.

A story in two pictures…

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

It took a while to get around to this, but I finally whipped a little something for Final Fantasy I.

If you give it a gander, you’d have my eternal gratitude. It’s been a while since I’ve wrote a piece like this. Dusting off the cobwebs haha

https://t.co/rxWwvwipwy

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

The UK is a festering shit hole that has been ran into the ground by years of incompetent leadership, lying media, and a passive population who has been conditioned to "take it on the chin".

The cost of living crisis will kill people - and what is the government doing? Fuck all

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

I have sat on this for 30 years. 30. Years. I apologise for the outburst, but I couldn't (or is it could? (Ha)) hold it in any longer.

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Dear Americans, the saying is not:

"I could care less" - that makes no fucking sense. That implies you actually care about what is being said.

The saying is:

"I couldn't care less"

Because FUCKING ENGLISH.

You're welcome - the entire world.

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

@UncivilLaw Hey, I was watching your first Johnny Depp headline video last night and it's gone to private when I went to carry on this morning. Was wondering why? I was enjoying it! Thanks

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

@CakesRainy @MissHGold @KyDUIGuy Do you know which stream and a rough timestamp? I watch some of his streams but watch @TheEmilyDBaker during trial and don't always have time to watch other stuff

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

#justiceforduiguy so, he was banned from her stream for being shocked at a moment that was simply a dig from a witness to a lawyer, entirely unrelated to the entire trial? Are you joking? Also, 'sending' him to court? Assume she's covering his expenses then? Oh wait... 🙄

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Here's my 1000 Points of Space Wolves - The Twin Fangs Of Fenris.

First project I've actually completed in over 10 years. Apologies for the 'tabletop' quality (also not a photographer...)

Thread

#warhammer #Warhammer40k
#warmongers #warhammercommunity #spacewolves @WarComTeam

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Haiku Reviews are back!

Pokemon Legends Arceus #HaikuReview -

Go back to sinnoh
Fidelity overblown
Still catching 'em all

8/10

#PokemonLegendsArceus #NintendoSwitch #Haiku

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

The future of #40k is here - but is that future as bright as Games Workshop want us to believe?

#Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer40k #Warhammer40000 https://t.co/RPvZCOV2CJ

[Stephanie Carr @MissStephWeedy]

When your fiance immediately becomes more attractive after getting a like from @rickygervais on his tweet 😂😍

[Toasty | The Spoony Bard @GamesWithToasty]

Ricky Gervais' After Life is one of the best TV shows I've seen in a long time. It's both hilariously funny, and tear jerkingly emotional.

Truly excellent. A must watch